fuck you word

Why the fuck is it so hard to get you to stop numbering the first 3 pages of my thesis?  The three pages I’m not allowed to have numbered or they’ll reject my thesis - for fucking numbering!  Why does following all the instructions I’ve found continue to give me the wrong results?  Why is this so fucking complicated?  Fuck you word.  Fuck you and your wasting of my time with still no end in site.  Fuck you microsoft for having such a useless website that I can’t get anything actually useful.  God fucking dammit this is stupid.

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4 Responses to “fuck you word”

  1. Robert Says:

    Another satisfied MicroCrap customer! :-P

    Sorry you are having the problems. Word is…… nice, but is still got it’s fair share of quirks (and crap).

    Take a step back… a few deep breaths.
    check out this place…

    http://www.instantpublisher.com/pagenumbering.htm

    (note… page numbering is a section functionality.. not a document function. that link explains it all (I hope)… so you can define the last 3 pages as a ‘new section’ and stop numbering those 3… if I read this correctly. Really…. look at the link.)

  2. butchjax Says:

    You actually need to go in to each individual footer you don’t want to number and unlink them from the previous footers. It’s horribly obnoxious. Thankfully I only had to do that for 3 pages at the beginning of my thesis. But I spent literally an hour trying to figure this crap out. Such a waste of time. And why would such a stupid issue of formatting cause my thesis to be rejected? It seems sooooo asinine. Haha, that word looks funny.

    So, thesis is put away and emailed. Video games have been played, all is well in the world. I think I’m going to read some comic books.

  3. Sue Ann Edwards Says:

    Which ones?

  4. butchjax Says:

    I’ve been playing super paper mario or stellar sweeper on pogo. I like them because they turn off my brain, the verbalization part at least. Mario makes me think creatively from time to time. Minesweeper or stellar sweeper shuts things off almost completely except for the few times when I get stuck. I’m very good at the game, so I’m fast which doesn’t allow for much conscious thought.

    As for comics I read wonder woman and also the dc comics series countdown, which comes after 52. I got into that accidentally. My brother got them because I was curious about making batwoman gay, but was quickly hooked on the overall story. I also have the new tank girl to catch up on. It amuses me, even though it seems silly to spend $3 on something that takes 10 minutes to read. Oh, and we both read buffy, because this is the continuation of the tv series, written by Joss himself. :-)

    I figure, this light reading will balance the textbooks on environmental and geotechnical engineering I picked up. lol

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